Accidently created my own mythology

It’s a long story;

So I was being picky about what to eat. While choosing I heard a goblin voice in my head say “bring him in then I’ll teach him how to choose”. I was probably half asleep and I spend a lot of time roaming the fantasy genre.

While eating I felt my ears hurt. I remebered that goblin ears are a sign of power in fantasy and in some myths goblins take human ears as payback.

And then I couldn’t stop thinking (I often lose myself in thoughts).

What if we all had different fantasy animals inside us and they did different things?

And we have them inside us because we wanted to get rid of them and a sassy god made it so that they were gone but left them inside us. Which also explains why we don’t see them anymore.

So which animals would do what?

Goblins obviously get annoyed by us and gives us headaches ect.

Dragons?

Unicorns?

Who is the bastard that gives us anxiety??

If you’ve made it down to here. (Which is unlikely) discuss the different animals.

fantasy mythology i need sleep i might be insane

rosemacclare

snorlaxatives

no offense to people named aaron but who the fuck decided two a’s were necessary??? now i can’t converse with someone named aaron without calling them a-aron

unculture

not to be That Bitch but it’s another example of an anglicized disaster of a name from biblical hebrew, which was aharon and imo infinitely more badass than aaron

others in this cursed category: elisheva (elizabeth), yirmiyahu (jeremy), mikha-el (michael), matisyahu (matthew), shoshana (susanna)

snorlaxatives

you really are that bitch huh i feel educated as fuck right now

jewlikeruth

Here I always thought the double a was a mistake caused by Moses having a stutter.

purronronner

Aron: Moses, my long-lost brother!

Moses: A-aron, it’s g-good to see you!

Aaron: well I guess that’s my name now

basically-regulas

And isaac

myclassasthehouses

wait just curious do schools overseas have houses??

lucathisface

You mean like- in harry potter or irl?

myclassasthehouses

i meant like schools y’all go to if y’all still do

its-from-a-vine

we have: McKay, Rolland, Partridge, Topsy Smith, Griffiths and Flynn (named after people who helped establish the school)

in primary school we had: Lasseter, Bourke, Stuart, Wills (named after explorers)

I live in Australia (sorry to bore ya)

myclassasthehouses

oooo it’s not boring it’s damn cooool thanks for responding i’m just reallly curiouss

basically-regulas

I’m english

Primary: named after hogwarts houses

Secondary: discovery, challenger, endeavour, voyager (shuttles I think)

slytherpuff-posts

prongsie-05

Reblog if you aren’t cisgender.

rosemacclare

sixohthree

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.

lambily

I am a Taurus and now I’m gonna puke

dapperalbinobudgie

I am an Aries and that’s why I’m going into the air and I have a good boy.

20i9

I am a Sagittarius and that’s why I’m not doing it right away

digletteer

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I wanna try the app a good night sexy to me

mister-pokeylope

I am a Gemini and that’s why I didn’t think

loxalare

I am a Scorpio and that’s why I forgot what you are

reallycoolsoup

I am a Taurus and that’s why I am going to get something to eat you want anything

sunflowler

I am a Taurus and that’s why you are my favorite person in the world and I’m so happy that you love me

arcana-rowdymoi

I am a virgo and that’s why i believe in the same time i am on vacation

jerm-rambles

I am a libra and that’s why I love you so much more than you want me to

yourrealitybeyondtime

I am a Scorpio and that’s why I feel like I’ve learned a lot of people are more clumsy because they have more important things to think about it

loved-and-i-lost-you

I am a Scorpio and that’s why I said, I’m not a Tom.

(( Kkkkkkkk- ))

yourrealitybeyondtime

Ayyyy, fellow Scorpio! *high fives*

im-p-short

I’m a Gemini and I am so sorry

random-artsy-space-dude

I am an Aquarius and that’s why I wanna was the way you are going on a ride to school

basically-regulas

I am Aries and that’s why we have a good idea to advertise the other day.

what-if-dolphins-had-legs

dr-gloom

THINGS TO BE WARY OF: THE MOMO CHALLENGE

I just heard of this from my brother, whose children are terrified of it. It’s so grotesque.

So essentially, this “Momo Challenge” made its way onto YouTube Kids videos (much like the self harm one you might’ve seen going around). In the same manner, it comes up about halfway through a video, when parents are more than likely not paying attention, and tells the kid they can’t tell anyone about the challenges or their friends/family/themselves will be killed or seriously hurt. Then it gets into the challenges.

They start out simple. Break a toy, make a mess of your room, etc. But then they gwt more and more disturbing. Things like self harm and suicide make their way into the challenges, once the kids have become invested.

And I need to stress this: they aren’t allowed to mention this to anyone under threat of harm or death to the people they love.

My niece burst into tears when my brother asked. My nephew, who’s 13, was scared out of his mind and begged my brother to drop it, because he can’t talk about it.

My brother is cutting his kids off from YouTube, and if you have children, I strongly suggest you do the same. YouTube Kids is no longer safe. Period.

Even if you don’t have kids, please, by god, reblog and share. People are ending their lives. They’re scared senseless. YouTube needs to own up and do something, and until then we need to protect the children.

mulberry-moons

So if you’re easily disturbed by creepy images, don’t look it up. I just did and the screenshots immediately triggered an anxiety response and I am terrified. And I’m an adult.